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can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
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High on Life
Water. Sunshine. Harry Potter. Swimming. Videogames. Adventures. Love. Beauty. Freedom. Friendship. Short shorts. Winter hats. Cows. Life.
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whatever you’re expecting I promise it’s not what you’re expecting
I swear to god that scene was made for that song
i promise you will not be disappointed
This is the best thing evar
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showerthepeopleyoulovewithlove:
Your keyboard is now Daft Punk…
this is not a video, click on it
this is fantastic
30 minutes and still going
oh my fucking bejesus. this is brilliant.
oh.
OH MY
X
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Hopeful Veterinarian: Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone?
You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all…
My housemate is a geneticist and she plans to use her degree to create a goldfish sized whale.
Did she also consider a whale sized goldfish?
Yes.
The concept was deemed terrifying.
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I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.
Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.
that was actually such a pleasant plot twist *-*
some metal heads are the most down to earth people you will ever meet to be honest
its like a known rule by most people that go to metal concerts (mainly guys) that if theres a girl who could potentially get hurt they get them out of the way
this one time i got caught up in a mosh pit and i get hit in the face, and one of the guys in the mosh pit ran over, bear hugged me, picked me up, and brought me out of the pit. he asked me if i was ok and i said i would be fine so he patted me on the head and told me to be more careful
The purest of metals are always covered by a healthy coating of earth.
I’ve been in a lot of pits and EVERY time I’ve fallen/ben knocked down, instead of getting trampled, four or five people immediately rushed to help pick me up and make sure I was okay. Metal heads are the best
Are we going to ignore the “coating of earth” joke? ‘Cause I don’t think we should.
i love everything about this post.
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Yaaaaaaaasssss Gawd!
CRYING.
Can’t stop.
OMG.
I have reblogged this before, but it did not bear that beautiful tag
*This is exactly what everyone should know.
Jesus said *no buts*, you assbutt. You love and help out everyone.
Hey, Charles, show this to my mother, will you? xxxxxx
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for christmas, i bought my brother an ipod touch. it’s his very first ipod so i’m sure he’s going to flip shit. but since he’s been a little shit for most of the year, i’m gonna make him work for it. the ipod is wrapped in 38 various layers of bags, boxes, tissue paper, and tape. i’ve also hidden every single pair of scissors we own in our house. let’s see if he wants to play a game.
Calm it down, JigSaw.
this is how you older sibling.
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